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Father Flanigan's Goat Scented Flesh Candle | Funny Atheist Gift
Leviticus is clear: when you sin, something has to burn. Goats are expensive. Light this instead.
Father Flanigan's Goat Scented Flesh Candle lets you atone from home, sending that sweet savory aroma up to the heavens exactly as ordered in Leviticus 4:22. Save a goat. Burn a candle.
First in the God's Grog line from Father Flanigan Industries, as seen on The Daily Atheist Morning Show. Coming soon: Bull, Lamb, Dove and Grain, one for every tier of sinner.
Natural soy wax, clear glass jar, hand poured to order. Smells like a candle, not like burning goat flesh. Probably.
Father Flanigan Industries is a parody company.
More details
- Soy wax
- Cotton wick
- 3.76″ × 3.13″ (95 × 79 mm) glass vessel
- Product weight: 1.2 lbs (570 g)
- Unscented, has a pleasant natural aroma
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The DAM Show Merch Store | Funny Atheist Gifts
- Email: contact@support.shop.thedamshow.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 3.76″ × 3.13″ (95 × 79 mm) glass vessel
- Product weight: 1.2 lbs (570 g)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
